thoughts of a dying atheist.
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shne:

Oh my gosh, this looks so attractive. 

I’m mildly turned on.

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So it’s confirmed that they are deleting accounts that don’t use their in-app camera enough. Please, watch out!

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mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

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my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN

24601% DONE

24601

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sickgrrrl:

“What are those tacky things on your pants?”~apparently my art teacher doesn’t know what patches are

art degree revoked

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me

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fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

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annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

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